Tuesday, June 30, 2009

TWO GHOSTS MET & BOTH CHAT ABOUT HOW THEY DIED.

1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.
1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold? 2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings. 1st ghost : You're so pityful....
2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die? 1st ghost : I died from heart attack. 2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone.. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!
Best regards,

Sunday, June 21, 2009

CaRa-CaRa AnGkAt TePoN dEnGaN BeTul..

Sebenarnye cara menjawab tepon yang kite amalkan adelah salah...dan kebanyakannye sama..terpikir kah anda untuk menjawab dengan jawapan yang betul. Jadi disini kite akan cube untukmenukarkan jawapannye (tak le korang boring sangat kalu jadi operator).
1. Soalan: haloo, may i speak to bedah please?
Jawapan: maap.sini bukan balai polis.
2. Soalan: haloo, siapa disana?
Jawapan: ntah. saya kat sini,mane le saya tausape kat sane..
3. Soalan: haloo, boleh saya bercakap ngan bapakawak?
Jawapan: nak cakap cakap je ler. buat ape tanyesaya.
4. Soalan: haloo, boleh sambungkan ke nombor323?
Jawapan: maap cik,nombor tak boleh disambung,hanye boleh dicampur.
5. Soalan: haloo, mak ade rumah?
Jawapan: mak takde rumah.bapak ade pasalrumah ni bapak yang beli.
6. Soalan: haloo timah, buat ape tu?
Jawapan: kan ke saya tengah bercakap ngan awak kat tepon ni..
7. Soalan: boleh saya bercakap ngan siti?
Jawapan: maap.nombor yang anda dail tidak mahumemberikan perkhidmatannye... time kacih.
8. Soalan: haloo, tolong panggilkan samad. sayanak bercakap dengannye.
Jawapan: sila panggil sendiri.saya sibuk.maap
9. Soalan: halloo......
Jawapan: haloo. pusat sakit mental disini. andaingin mendaftar?
10. Soalan: haloo, saya nak tumpang bertanya...
Jawapan: maap. ini bukan kaunter pertanyaan.
11. Soalan: haloo, betul ke ini nombor 3234412?
Jawapan: sila dail sekali lagi. kalau saya masihmenjawab betul le tu.
12. Soalan: assalammualaikum...
Jawapan: waalaikummussalam..(tupp!..terus letaktepon.salam kite wajib jawab) Best regards,

Saturday, June 6, 2009

6 Prinsip Gawai Dayak...



Ingat Meh 6 Prinsip Kitai:


1. Kepercayaan Kepada Tajau,


2. Kesetiaan Kepada Tuak,


3. Keluhuran Ragi,


4. Kedaulatan Berami,


5.Kesopanan Maya Ngirup.


6.Kesusilaan Maya Mabuk.




Selamat Hari Gawai,


Gayu Guru Gerai Nyamai....
Bulih Duit,
Bulih Ringgit,
Bulih Reta,
Bulih tengkira...
Lebih Agi Ari Taun Ke Udah...


Best regards,