Monday, February 28, 2011
Lawak cinta.
sejak pertama ku melihatmu
sejak pertama kau kerumahku
sungguh ada sesuatu terjadi dengan diriku
ada susuatu yang hilang dari diriku
ada sesuatu yang kau curi dari diriku
kau curi dengan kemanisanmu, kau curi dengan kelembutanmu
sungguh setiap kata-katamu membuat terlena
hingga saat ini ku bawakan karangan bunga ini untukmu
….dan akan ku berikan dengan keras ku lempar kewajahmu
dasar kurang ajar mana dompetku….
wanita jang, kutu kupretss, ternyata kau pencopet.
Best regards,Pesbuk
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Saturday, October 23, 2010
Rugi tak baca.!!!
1.Kalau dapat bini muda-nampak BABY DOLL.
Kalau dapat bini sederhana muda pula-nampak BARBIE DOLL.
Tapi bila dapat bini tua-nampak PANADOL !!
2.Bila kita cantik tak siapa memandang,
bila kita baik tak siapa memuji,
bila kita susah tak siapa menolong,
bila kita jatuh tak siapa mengangkat,
Tapi………
bila kita kentut semua mata memandang
3.Ingatlah..jika dimarah kamu DIAM..
jika difitnah kamu SENYUM..
jika dikeji kamu KETAWA..
Nescaya dgn berbuat demikian,
kamu tergolong orang2 yang SOUND TROUBLE
4.kalo aku tangkai ko daunnye,
kalo aku aur ko tebingnye,
kalo aku kumbang ko bungenye,
kalo aku langit ko buminye,
& kalo aku tarzan ko le beruknye..
5.jika mentari datang memancar terik, biar aku menjadi payung mu,
jika ribut datang melanda, biar aku menjadi pelindung mu,
jika banjir datang mencurah, biar aku menjadi sampan mu,
jika ceti datang meminta hutang, biar aku lari dahulu…
6.mulau mandan nyawuh ngenengah,
ngunung naik nenyemang ningnga,
anyur madan ningamung nanah,
muni yang maik ningenang nyua..
kesiannya awak..
sengau rupanya! Best regards,
Kalau dapat bini sederhana muda pula-nampak BARBIE DOLL.
Tapi bila dapat bini tua-nampak PANADOL !!
2.Bila kita cantik tak siapa memandang,
bila kita baik tak siapa memuji,
bila kita susah tak siapa menolong,
bila kita jatuh tak siapa mengangkat,
Tapi………
bila kita kentut semua mata memandang
3.Ingatlah..jika dimarah kamu DIAM..
jika difitnah kamu SENYUM..
jika dikeji kamu KETAWA..
Nescaya dgn berbuat demikian,
kamu tergolong orang2 yang SOUND TROUBLE
4.kalo aku tangkai ko daunnye,
kalo aku aur ko tebingnye,
kalo aku kumbang ko bungenye,
kalo aku langit ko buminye,
& kalo aku tarzan ko le beruknye..
5.jika mentari datang memancar terik, biar aku menjadi payung mu,
jika ribut datang melanda, biar aku menjadi pelindung mu,
jika banjir datang mencurah, biar aku menjadi sampan mu,
jika ceti datang meminta hutang, biar aku lari dahulu…
6.mulau mandan nyawuh ngenengah,
ngunung naik nenyemang ningnga,
anyur madan ningamung nanah,
muni yang maik ningenang nyua..
kesiannya awak..
sengau rupanya! Best regards,
Friday, October 22, 2010
Punca harga ayam naik di pasaran...
Kisah pemandu teksi
Seorang Nurse, Ratna menahan teksi. Sedang dalam perjalanan... Pemandu
teksi iaitu Feddy asyik memerhati Nurse itu melalui cermin
tengahnya..Merasa kehairanan... Nurse itu bertanya...
"Encik.. kenapa encik melihat saya begitu ??"
Feddy tersenyum malu dan berkata... " Sebenarnya... saya selalu berfantasi....maaf ya... saya sangat ingin mencium seorang Nurse..."
"Oh begitu!! tak der masalah... encik boleh mencium saya.. kalau itu memang
memberikan ketenangan buat encik... tapi saya ada syarat iaitu encik
mesti masih single" kata Nurse...
Feddy gembira dan berkata... "iya...iya, saya masih single".
Kemudian teksi itu diberhentikan di jalan sepi... Feddy terus mencium nurse itu
selama 10 minit... kemudian mereka pun meneruskan perjalanan kembali.
Tapi feddy menangis teresak-esak sambil berkata...
"Maafkan saya cik... saya merasa bersalah... sebenarnya saya sudah berkahwin".
Mendengar penerangan itu Ratna tersenyum bijak dan berkata...
"Sudahlah encik... tidak ada apa-apa yang perlu di bimbangkan... Saya juga
bersalah. Saya juga bukanlah seorang Nurse... saya adalah seorang Mak
Nyah yang kebetulan dalam perjalanan menuju ke pesta pakaian beragam" Best regards,
teksi iaitu Feddy asyik memerhati Nurse itu melalui cermin
tengahnya..Merasa kehairanan... Nurse itu bertanya...
"Encik.. kenapa encik melihat saya begitu ??"
Feddy tersenyum malu dan berkata... " Sebenarnya... saya selalu berfantasi....maaf ya... saya sangat ingin mencium seorang Nurse..."
"Oh begitu!! tak der masalah... encik boleh mencium saya.. kalau itu memang
memberikan ketenangan buat encik... tapi saya ada syarat iaitu encik
mesti masih single" kata Nurse...
Feddy gembira dan berkata... "iya...iya, saya masih single".
Kemudian teksi itu diberhentikan di jalan sepi... Feddy terus mencium nurse itu
selama 10 minit... kemudian mereka pun meneruskan perjalanan kembali.
Tapi feddy menangis teresak-esak sambil berkata...
"Maafkan saya cik... saya merasa bersalah... sebenarnya saya sudah berkahwin".
Mendengar penerangan itu Ratna tersenyum bijak dan berkata...
"Sudahlah encik... tidak ada apa-apa yang perlu di bimbangkan... Saya juga
bersalah. Saya juga bukanlah seorang Nurse... saya adalah seorang Mak
Nyah yang kebetulan dalam perjalanan menuju ke pesta pakaian beragam" Best regards,
Thursday, October 21, 2010
New way to do yoga...
salesman punya kerja....

Seorang salesman sedang mempromosikan produk perusahaannya kepada
seorang pelajar kolej. Dia menanyakan pertanyaan tentang produk yang
dipakai pelajar tersebut.
“Sabun mana yang anda gunakan selama ini?”
Pelajar tersebut dengan selamba menjawab, “Sabun Baba.”
“Kalau deodorant, deodorant mana yang anda gunakan?”
“ Deodorant Baba,” jawab pelajar itu.
“Minyak wangi?”
“Minyak Wangi Baba.”
“Shampoo?”
“Shampoo Baba.”
Akhirnya
dengan kecewa si salesman bertanya lagi, “Ok, apakah jenama Baba ini
jenama tempatan atau luar negara kerana saya belum pernah dengar? Siapa
tahu Anda selama ini memakai produk yang tidak sihat.”
Pelajar itu menjawab, “Bukan jenama tempatan atau luar negara. Baba itu rakan sebilik saya.” Best regards,
Buku Tidak Bermutu
Noni masuk ke sebuah perpustakaan dan berdiri di depan seorang pegawai
perpustakaan tersebut sambil berkata, “Saya mahu komplain!”
“Ada apa, Cik?” petugas perpustakaan bertanya.
“Minggu lalu saya meminjam sebuah buku dari perpustakaan ini, dan buku tersebut sangat tidak bermutu!” jelas Noni.
“Kenapa pula Cik?”
“Hurufnya kecil-kecil, tidak ada ruang di antara perkataan, tidak ada perenggan,
semuanya hanya huruf-huruf, tidak ada gambar menarik, dan yang paling
menyedihkan, buku itu sama sekali tidak menceritakan apapun padahal ada
banyak nama orang di dalamnya!”
Petugas perpustakaan itu langsung terbeliak dan berkata, “Aha …. Jadi Andalah orang yang membawa buku telepon kami yang hilang minggu lalu!” Best regards,
perpustakaan tersebut sambil berkata, “Saya mahu komplain!”
“Ada apa, Cik?” petugas perpustakaan bertanya.
“Minggu lalu saya meminjam sebuah buku dari perpustakaan ini, dan buku tersebut sangat tidak bermutu!” jelas Noni.
“Kenapa pula Cik?”
“Hurufnya kecil-kecil, tidak ada ruang di antara perkataan, tidak ada perenggan,
semuanya hanya huruf-huruf, tidak ada gambar menarik, dan yang paling
menyedihkan, buku itu sama sekali tidak menceritakan apapun padahal ada
banyak nama orang di dalamnya!”
Petugas perpustakaan itu langsung terbeliak dan berkata, “Aha …. Jadi Andalah orang yang membawa buku telepon kami yang hilang minggu lalu!” Best regards,
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Papan Turai
The history of the Iban is committed to memory and recorded in a system of writing on boards (papan turai) by the initiated shamans (lemambang). Elaborate genealogies go back to 15 generations or more with a surprising degree of accuracy. Some genealogies are as long as 25 generations and can still be connected with actual places and incidents. A genealogy (tusut) normally begins with the most remote ancestor and is a list of who married and begat whom. Sometimes, the ancestors are characterised in short descriptions. Other songs contain historical information as well, for example the pengap, a ritual chant sung during each major festival, that recounts deities and the deeds of the ancestors.
According to oral histories, the Iban arrived in western Sarawak from Indonesia about 1675. After an initial phase of colonising and settling the river valleys, displacing or absorbing the local populations of Bukitans and Serus, a phase of internecine warfare began. Local leaders were forced to resist the tax collectors of the Malay sultans (Brunei). At the same time, Malay influence is felt, and Iban leaders begin to be known by Malay titles like Orang Kaya.
Several of the Malays active on the river-estuaries claimed to be descendants of the prophet, like Indra Lela, Sharif Japar and Sharif Sahap. Sharif Ahmit was killed by the Iban. The Bajau and Illanun, coming in galleys from the Philippines plundered in Borneo and were fought by the Iban, for example by the famous Lebor Menoa from Entanak near modern Betong. Oral history recounts how Lebor Menoa encountered Chinese traders who came in ships to the Saribas in order to sell cooking pots, brass pots, pottery bowls, shell armlets and cowry shells for padi. Besides that, the Ibans were also engaged with the Orang Ulu of northern Sarawak, the Bidayuh of southern Sarawak, the Kantu and other Indonesian ethnic tribes from eastern Sarawak.
They managed to control the eastern coastline of Sarawak. The Malay leader Indra Lela, brother of Lela Wangsa of Lingga and Lela Pelawan incited the Saribas and Skrang Ibans to warfare against the Sebuyau Dayaks in order to control them. The Saribas were led by Orang Kaya Pemancha Dana of the Padeh, in alliance with Linggir of Paku[1] (Mali Lebu), Bunyau of Entanak and Bulan of Ulu Layar. The Skrang were led by Rentap (Libau), Orang Kaya Gasing and Orang Kaya Ra. About 1834, the Skrang made a raid on Banting Hill, inhabited by Balau Dayaks and Malays, who suffered heavy losses.
Three years later, Orang Kaya Pemancha Dana made war on the Undup Ibans who had killed his brother, and utterly defeated them, taking many captives and looting a famous guchi jar that was thought to have magical properties. The surviving Undup Ibans took refuge in the Kapuas valley and Lingga and later settled in the area of Salimbau. Only under the rule of Brooke did they return to Banting hill, which had meanwhile been settled by the Skrang.
The Sebuyau Sea Dayaks under Orang Kaya Temenggong Jugah of Lundu attacked Paku on the Saribas at about the time. He attacked Matop, and most inhabitants fled. Ca. 1838, the Balau Sea Dayaks raided the Saribas, Krian, a place east of the Saribas, and Skrang under the leadership of Lang and his son-in-law Orang Kaya Janting to avenge their previous losses and revenge for their disturbed peace and harmonies lives. As before the Balau Sea Dayak never has make any engagement with any ethnics since they are just a farmers and lives in a peace and prosperity until the attacked of Saribas and Skrang Iban.
The Iban fell under the rule of Rajah James Brooke in 1835. The Iban leader Libau (Rentap) resisted Brooke from his fortress on Mount Sadok. The Ibans of Lingga, the Undup Ibans and the Sebuyau fought for Brooke. Those groups of Iban or sea Dayak are known as traitors to Iban people. Ironically, Rentap received full support from Balau Sea Dayak in his missions against Rajah rather than his own sub ethnics. Thereafter the Iban became vital allies of the Brooke dynasty, with the defeat of both Rentap and later the last rebel leader Asun.
Warfare between Dayak peoples continued to be an intermittent problem for the regime until the Great Peacemaking in Kapit in 1924, when the Rajah Vyner also consolidated the support of the Iban by appointing one of their great war heroes Koh Anak Jubang (1870-1956) Temenggong or paramount chief. Koh became a member of the advisory council of the state, the Council Negri, and converted to Christianity in 1949.
He was awarded the Queen's Medal for Chiefs and the Order of the British Empire. During the Japanese occupation of Sarawak from 1942-5 the Iban also played a role in guerilla warfare against the occupying forces, particularly in the Kapit Division where headhunting was temporarily revived towards the end of the war. At this time Sarawak came under the temporary military administration of the Australian forces, who were particularly prominent in the liberation of Borneo.The Rentap says that he will be anywhere although besides or behind IBAN and be like our god.Like he says"AGI IDUP AGI NGELABAN" and that mean that if he still life, he still attack"
Best regards,Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Friends Forever
Make new friends, but keep old friends.One is silver, the other is gold.All of them are just like jewels.Age will mellow and refine them...be remember my friends" Tiada Kejayaan Semanis Madu,Tanpa Usaha Sepahit Hempedu"...!!!!
When a friend achieves the great moment of graduation, this is a time to celebrate with him. He has accomplished a great deal. Having his friends with him at this moment will help make this moment a true triumph. We need each other to help us rejoice. Without friends our accomplishment may seem empty. Having people with us who have been with us throughout the challenging times on the way to this achievement brings greater meaning to the moment of graduation.
Best regards,Saturday, January 30, 2010
After Marriage
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2.There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
3.A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
7. "What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day." Best regards,
2.There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
3.A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
7. "What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day." Best regards,
















